幽默的愚人節中英文短信
Toads pursuit of swans, swan disdain said: If I as long as you die! HAMA against: the pig also live good? After listening to pigs, feel aggrieved: I just look at messages, I move Sheire Who?
癩蛤蟆追求天鵝，天鵝不屑地說(shuō)：我要是長(cháng)成你這樣早去死了!蛤蟆不服：那豬還活得好好的呢!豬聽(tīng)了，覺(jué)得很委屈：我只是在看短信，我招誰(shuí)惹誰(shuí)了?
If you look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad, call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated……
如果你長(cháng)得難看，請打110;如果你身材不好，請打120;如果你脾氣不好，請打119;如果你覺(jué)得自己漂亮，請打我手機，詳談……
Because you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah? !
因為你，我相信命運的安排，也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著(zhù)我倆�，F在的我想說(shuō)的是——我上輩子是造了什么孽啊?!
Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics--shoot you use the most appropriate!
磚頭又稱(chēng)板兒磚，是老北京最有特點(diǎn)的文化遺產(chǎn)之一，具有殺傷力強，易于攜帶隱蔽性高，不算兇器等多種特點(diǎn)，所以——拍你用它最合適!
Psychological test: If you and the coward race, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!
心理測試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一樣快;3你比狗熊慢。答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸;2你就是禽獸;3你禽獸不如!愚人節快樂(lè )!
In my eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating with relish is always, sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know, Oh! Sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good!
在我眼里，你看上去永遠是無(wú)憂(yōu)無(wú)慮，吃飯永遠是津津有味，睡覺(jué)永遠是酣然入睡……我真羨慕你呀，唉!有時(shí)候想想，像你那樣做頭豬也挺好的!
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