2015關(guān)于愚人節的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
1.What tree is always very sad? (哪種樹(shù)總是很傷心?)
答:Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹(shù))
2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天氣?)
答:When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么時(shí)候不愿跟隨主人?)
答:When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場(chǎng)時(shí)。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場(chǎng) )
4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個(gè)問(wèn)題永遠不能回答“是的”?)
答:Are you asleep? (你睡著(zhù)了嗎)
5. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人節人們?yōu)槭裁雌>?)
答:Because they have just had a long March. ( 因為他們剛過(guò)了長(cháng)長(cháng)的三月。March 三月;行軍)
6.When can you get water with a net? (什么時(shí)候可以用網(wǎng)兜裝水?)
答:When water is turned into ice. (當水結成冰時(shí))
7.Where were you when the power was cut off? 當停電的時(shí)候你在哪?
答:In the darkness. 在黑暗中
8.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最長(cháng)的單詞是什么?
答:Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因為兩個(gè)字母S中間隔了一里。
9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么問(wèn)題你只能回答“yes”?
答:"What does y-e-s spell?" (當別人問(wèn)你)“yes”怎么拼?
10.Why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒(méi)完沒(méi)了地吃?
答:He's making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。
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