精選十大搞笑英語(yǔ)句子

　　01. 人生的最大遺憾莫過(guò)于錯誤地堅持了不該堅持的，輕易地放棄了不該放棄的……

　　The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up

　　02. 大師兄，你知道嗎?二師兄的肉現在比師傅的都貴了。

　　Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The Pilgrimage to the West)

　　03. 懷才就像懷孕，時(shí)間長(cháng)了才能看出來(lái)。

　　Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.

　　04. 還能沖動(dòng)，表示你還對生活有激情，總是沖動(dòng)，表示你還不懂生活。

　　If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don’t know what life is.

　　05. 我問(wèn)一個(gè)在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志銘打算寫(xiě)點(diǎn)啥?”他說(shuō)：“我解決了住房問(wèn)題!”

　　I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20 years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died? He said: I have already pay back the mortgage loan of my department.

　　06. 媽媽說(shuō)人最好不要錯過(guò)兩樣東西，最后一班回家的車(chē)和一個(gè)深?lèi)?ài)你的人。

　　Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the person who loves you deeply.

　　07. 一天看到一位大媽在燒紙，邊燒邊嘟囔著(zhù)：收到了全都買(mǎi)基金吧~~

　　One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds if you get it.

　　08. 好的愛(ài)情是你透過(guò)一個(gè)男人看到世界，壞的愛(ài)情是你為了一個(gè)人舍棄世界……

　　A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the world for a man.

　　09. 諸葛亮出山前，也沒(méi)帶過(guò)兵!憑啥我就要工作經(jīng)驗?

　　Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job?

　　10. 如果你看到面前的陰影，別怕，那是因為你的背后有陽(yáng)光……

　　If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because sunshine is at your back.

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